10 minutes in the life of a Graphic Designer with Nothing to design

RendevousConversation:
10:05 AM

Me:
u there?

Friend:
yep

Me:
lets run away today

Friend:
where to?

Me:
lets be completely irresponsible
just for one day

Friend:
i'm up for it

Me:
we can pretend there would be no consequences
so what would you do?

Friend:
are we going to rob a liquor store?

Me:
We could...
Lets see... I would want to first get dressed to kill... but not with my $... so we'd have to get some so we could blow like a grand or more on a pair of shoes

Friend:
that would be awesome

Me:
then go
that would be awesome!

Me:
so then we would go eat at some outragesl....WAIT! We'd go to Paris for lunch!!!!

Friend:
just for Lunch?

Me:
yep

Friend:
I think we should stay there until the afternoon

Me:
ok
deal
then where?

Friend:
then fly to some beach place...where is there a good beach area now?? with all the storms its hard to say

Me:
um....
no storms

Friend:
How about the coast of Spain

Me:
YES
SPAIN!!!!
find us some really HAWT! men

Friend:
that would be great...and just lie on the beach until we get bored

Me:
who will wait on us and find us extremely attractive
that would be GREAT!
and they will be witty and charming and funny and amazing

Friend:
and since we're american they would totally wait on uys

Me:
then we would

Friend:
go shopping a little bit there
and then...hmmm

Me:
oh yeah
for NIGHT wear
and then we would be ROCKSTARS
and have a sold out show

Friend:
Could I just be in the front row...I can't sing or play anything

Me:
sure whatever you want, but if you want to ......you would be awesome

Friend:
that's true!
and I would love to sing

Me:
so you are a ROCKSTAR
with a sold out show
wearing an amazing outfit
and I'm skinny like a rockstar

Friend:
me too!!! mee toooo!

Me:
YEAH!!!!!!!!
and we have rockstar hair

Friend:
And then after the show we would have all the hot groupies come back statge

Me:
yeah
with great bodies
and we would pick and choose... right to their faces

Friend:
and drink

Me:
YES

Friend:
I want the tall dark and handsome one
and we would have them wait on us
of course

Me:
THEY WILL ALL BE TALL DARK AND HANDSOME

Friend:
lol
that's right!!!
and we
will drink...but not get a hangover
and they will all think we are the most amazing girls EVER
because we ARE

Me:
NO NO HANGOVERS
Or that hungover water wieght gain thing
ack wewwwwww pew

Friend:
none of that

Me:
no

Friend:
what do we do in the morning?

Me:
we would go swimming at another great beach.... or the same one

Friend:
Australia

Me:
YES
I've always wanted to go there
with dolphins

Friend:
and see dolphins and go snorkling

Me:
YES

Friend:
what a great day

Me:
I have always wanted to go snorkeling and swim with dolphis

Friend:
yes
an awesome day

Me:
so let's go

Friend:
OK
you first